- my roommate: this is so weird terry. This guy on facebook is friends with everyone in my high school, and friends with your sister and friends with emily's friends in san diego how could this be
- me: thats because ryan higa is one of the most subscribed youtube celebrities of all time
that crushing on someone is like being a chef at a fancy restaurant. You devote all your time to one singular purpose. You pour out all your heart and mind into wooing your one special customer with your best ingredients and with carefully laid out presentation. You go way out of your way to cook up the best dish you can make for that one person. But the customer does not realize that, and eats it and spits it out, saying it’s too saucy or something.
All my life I thought of myself as the chef, but I never realized that one day I would be the customer too.